It's true. The British public love talking about the weather. But 'love' in the sense of how a boxer might 'love' to get slapped round the face by his trainer in the locker room pre-fight. We love it because we hate it, and that feels good. It flips us the bird, rug-pulls our outfits, rains buckets on our vitamin D levels. But when the sun finally makes an appearance, no people will collectively remove their tops faster than the Brits.
But fellow Brits, hold fire on the bare chests, because here at Oliver Spencer, we have just released our summer tailoring collection - a veritable feast of soft linen suits and shirts and tailored short sets that will elevate your wardrobe quicker than Uri Geller on mushrooms.